Thursday, December 29, 2011
askagladosfangirl: *sighs* *rubs forehead* Okay, I might’ve jumped the gun. But this is a pretty touchy issue around these parts. You wanna know what happened to the last screeching crawly fangirl who tried this on GLaDOS? She came out of that chamber in a body bag. That reeked of neurotoxin. Guess what? Forcing one’s will upon her is a goddamn trigger. Everybody in the entire facility heard that exchange go down before G let out the neurotoxin. She put Wheatley’s old monitors back into the test chambers to make very sure that nobody ever tried that kind of stupidity on her again. The way she dropped her voice with that final warning that she WAS going to kill the girl? - I knew the idiot hit a nerve I hope I never see anyone else hit. Ever. Again. She was PISSED. I didn’t sleep for two whole nights after seeing that. That…that exchange still gives me nightmares. So let’s recap as to why I’m not doing this: One - it’s moron-grade stupid. Two - it’s suicidal. Three - If you were a real fan of GLaDOS, you wouldn’t want to do this kind of thing to her. Really. You WOULDN’T. Four - I’m pretty sure that’s not the way to win her science-hardened heart anyways. -tried to word question so it doesn’t sound like bad things, as bad things not intended…- -question taken as intention to do bad things anyway….-

askagladosfangirl:

*sighs*

*rubs forehead*

Okay, I might’ve jumped the gun. But this is a pretty touchy issue around these parts.

You wanna know what happened to the last screeching crawly fangirl who tried this on GLaDOS?

She came out of that chamber in a body bag. That reeked of neurotoxin.

Guess what? Forcing one’s will upon her is a goddamn trigger. Everybody in the entire facility heard that exchange go down before G let out the neurotoxin. She put Wheatley’s old monitors back into the test chambers to make very sure that nobody ever tried that kind of stupidity on her again.

The way she dropped her voice with that final warning that she WAS going to kill the girl? - I knew the idiot hit a nerve I hope I never see anyone else hit. Ever. Again.

She was PISSED. I didn’t sleep for two whole nights after seeing that. That…that exchange still gives me nightmares.

So let’s recap as to why I’m not doing this:

One - it’s moron-grade stupid.

Two - it’s suicidal.

Three - If you were a real fan of GLaDOS, you wouldn’t want to do this kind of thing to her. Really. You WOULDN’T.

Four - I’m pretty sure that’s not the way to win her science-hardened heart anyways.

-tried to word question so it doesn’t sound like bad things, as bad things not intended…-

-question taken as intention to do bad things anyway….-

Posted at 1:48 AM 12 notes Reblogged from askagladosfangirl Tags: /facepalm WHY WOULD I EVEN? -slightly pissed...-