Wednesday, April 16, 2014

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

I’m remembering why I hate the late 90s-early 2000s run of Disney movies

Low quality, sequel city, no focus, historically inaccurate…

Anonymous asked: the X chromosome is faster but lasts less time and the y chromosome is slower but lasts longer, so yeah, longer dicks = more males

Delivery of chromosomes have nothing to do with longer dicks.

Also you’re backwards - the Y chromosome sperm is faster but is also smaller and has a life span of around 3 days.  The X chromosome sperm is slower but hardier and can live up to 5 days.

Either way, female ovulation is what matters when it comes to procreation, not how long a guy’s pocket sausage is.

Anonymous asked: people with longer dicks are more likely to have male children so

I’m sorry, anon, but that’s really fuckin stupid ahah

If you can provide me with the research, tho, I’ll willingly eat those words~

redelice:

gingerhaole:

Statistically, I wonder, what are the chances of having thirteen sons but no daughters?

Maybe they once made a promise of one of their children marrying an heir to the throne of the northern isles. Trying to unify the countries. A swanprincess ish story. However it required a girl that she never got.

inb4 some of those sons were born as daughters

owynsama:

Respect and love your fanfiction writers and fanart artists. They do a lot of work for people to look at without asking for really anything in return.

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

carsatan asked: Reverse TMI thing: I'm afraid of hooking up with guys I don't know because I've been pursued only for sexual favors

What dicks. I hope they know what an awesome person they missed out on. 

pk6 asked: I have had sex to Brave Heart at least 14 times. Oops tmi.

But isn’t that movie like 4 hours long…?

Anonymous asked: I wet the bed up until my first year of high school

I sincerely hope you got some therapy for that, because it does not sound healthy at all >: